Bad Jessie

The show Jessie on Disney has been controversial for talk of Sexual Innuendo, Murder and even a reference to South Park.

In 2013, the show was close to cancellation when Jessie was strangely renewed for another season. There was a rumor that the creator of the show had threatened to play 2 very inappropriate episodes of Jessie they created.

One was destroyed, the other was given to a writer.

That writer was my Father.

Months later, I accidentally gave the episode to my cousin as a birthday present for her 7th birthday as she liked the show.

Later that day, I got this call.

Aunt "What the hell did you give my daughter"

Me "It was an episode of the show she liked"

Aunt "Did you watch it"

Me "No"

Aunt " Can you come over and watch it"

I was very confused

Me "Okay"

I showed up around 4 pm and came inside.

My aunt was sitting on the couch.

"Come" she asked, patting to the seat beside her.

I sat down as she pressed play.

The show had no beginning like it usually did and the theme song sounded like static.

The show opened with the title character, Jessie, angry that the Luke is late (she is a nanny)

Later, Zuri comes and asks Jessie what is wrong. She is angry and takes her anger out on Poor Zuri who cries.

Zuri threatens to tell her mom and dad (who are super rich) that Jessie is a bad boss. They get into a fight which includes a lot of swearing. I was like, Oh my god, this is disney!

Jesise takes out the butler's knife and stabs Zuri. She throws the body into the trash chute.

The family's lizard (Yeah, a lizard) Mr. Kipling, sees this and tries to attack Jessie but she manages to decapitate the lizard.

The lizard's owner, Ravi, sees this and tries to alert the doorman Tony from the buzzer.

Ravi is murdered by Jessie and is thrown into the screening room.

I turned to ask my aunt if this was real but she was already gone. Probably too freaked out to watch anymore.

Lukefinally comes and Jessie chases him to his room. Jessie, instead of killing Luke, rapes him. Luke accidentally ejaculates into Jessie's vagina. Angry she might be pregnant, Jessie chokes him to death.

Crying after what she did, Jessie runs down the stairs and is stopped by police as Jessie did not know she was being filmed.

Later, Emma, the oldest child, hears about the deaths and hangs herself.

At the end of the story, Jessie is sentenced to life in Prison as The parents, Morgan and Christina have gone crazy and are sent to a mental institution.

At the end, Jessie is sent to prison for life and is haunted by the souls of the children until she kills herself.

The butler, Bertrum, then moves to Los Angeles to work for a rich black family.

I destroyed the episode but the memories are impossible to forget, I had a link to show from a couple seconds of the video but I accidentally deleted it. I am desperately looking for it.

No one will admit the truth but I know what I saw and the nightmares of my 7 year old cousin, Alice, will probably never go away.

My aunt told me that Alice no longer watches Disney and I probably won't either. Ever.

Red Rover

My name Is Sean. Two weeks ago, I went into Wal-Mart and bought a South Park season 17 DVD seeing as I just recently got into the series. After watching this, I didn't want to. After buying, I watched every episode. After watching the final episode, which was some crappy photoshop crap. A special popup appeared.

DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE.

There was only a yes button so I clicked it, wondering what would happen.

The show played as usual like any episode would. The episode was about Kenny deciding to live without the hood but soon goes crazy. Eventually. Cartman is tortured by an insane Kenny.

Kenny held a gun to cartman's head and was viciously crying.

Cartman called Kenny a pussy and Kenny killed him. Even though it was south park it was still fucked up.

I WARN YOU NOW. THIS WILL BE EXTREME.

Kenny was laughing like a maniac as spiders had slowly crawled out from cartman's mouth.

Kenny,  now sounding demonic, had spoken quietly.

RED ROVER, RED ROVER.

I was thinking to myself "WTF"

Kenny had then pointed the gun to his neck and fired.

Spiders then crawled out of his mouth. (This part I watched later. I stopped when he killed cartman)

Like cartman, a spider crawled from Kenny's mouth. But it wasn't tiny. It was a huge one who covered the screen.

The spider than fell back to the floor.  Slowly ripping open.

A head of a man came out and laughed.

RED ROVER, RED ROVER.

The next week, I was able to video chat with the creators of south park and showed the video to trey Parker and Matt stone.  Stone threw up and I was sure they were disgusted.  But Parker spoke up.

"It was a test by one of our assistants to scare kids who watched in into not because some kids need limits".

"How come I didn't know about this" Matt asked.

"You would not have approved" Trey admitted.

"But how did it end up in my DVD" I asked.

Trey and Matt were just puzzled.

Trey Parker barely spoke.

"Oh my god"

"What" Matt asked.

"The curse" Trey responded.

Trey looked up at me emotionless in the eyes.

"When Isaac Hayes left, he claimed that he stole the episode and he would show it in public. When he died, we thought it was lost".

I could not believe what I was hearing.  One of the creators of the most vulgar show on television was crying.

"Destroy the video" Matt begged.

I did and I made sure my girlfriend's newborn son, Sebastian, and myself will never watch south park.